Who is Rihanna?
She is a singer best known for getting the shit beat out of her by some B-list R&B singer named Chris Brown.

Who is Miley Cyrus?
SHE'S HANNAH MONTANA FOO!

Who is Emmanuelle Chriqui?
She is an actress best known for playing E's girlfriend on the TV show Entourage.

Who is Anneliese Van Der Pol?
She is an actress best known for her role in That's So Raven.

Who is Lady GaGa?
Ya know all those terrible songs by awful groups like 'The Pussycat Dolls?' She writes that crap.. and now apparently tries to sing it too. But wait, there's more.. she also thinks she is a fashion designer. Bahaha.