Who is Lily Allen?
She is a British pop singer that people over there go crazy over. She's kind of like England's very own Britney Spears .. but fatter. Or wait, she's actually skinnier now because Britney is LARGE. Simile ruined.
Who is Mischa Barton?
She is an actress that is best known for weighing 70 pounds and being on that teen soap opera The OC.
I don't even think this is a sideboob but I'm desperate.
Who is Isabeli Fontana?
She is a Brazilian supermodel that posed for Victoria's Secret when she was only 16 years old. I smell a scandal. (She's 24 yrs old now so don't feel dirty looking at the picture. It's ok.)
Who is Lauren Conrad?
She is an actress best known for "acting" in those horrible MTV shows The Hills and Laguna Beach. She makes me happy that mudslides destroy Orange County on a semi-yearly basis.