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Who is Alice Eve?
Alice is an actress best known for her role in the new flick 'Star Trek: Into Darkness.' She was also slated to be Emma Frost in 'X-Men: First Class' but then dropped out and we got stuck with January Jones and what Ms. Jones tries to pass off as "acting."
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Who is Katy Perry?
She is a singer best known for having massive tits. Sure, she did an attention whorey song called "I Kissed a Girl" but it is really her rack that makes her famous.
She also had a song called "Ur So Gay" a few years ago. If that song title atrocity isn't enough to brew some hate in your belly then nothing will.
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Who is Lindsay Lohan?
She is an actress best known for skanking around at Hollywood parties and acting in a bunch of Disney movies. her tits. Thankfully for us, it looks like her entire right boob popped out of her dress.
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Who is Jessica Paré?
Jessica is best known as being Don Draper's (current) wife on the award-winning TV show 'Mad Men.' She also had a pretty solid lesbian sex scene with Piper Perabo in a terrible movie called 'Lost and Delirious.' Skip the movie but fast-forward to the good parts:
*wink* *wink*
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Who is Miley Cyrus?
SHE'S HANNAH MONTANA FOO! Or.. she was. Now she's just ridin' the Hollywood party scene and doing pilates on the daily so she doesn't end up looking like a chubbo.

