Who is Kelly Brook?
She is a model and "actress" best known for being engaged to Billy Zane (the asshole from Titanic!) right after she broke up with professional badass Jason Statham. She was also one of those 'Page Three girls.'

Who is Katy Perry?
She is a singer best known for having massive tits. Sure, she did an attention whorey song called "I Kissed a Girl" but it is really her rack that makes her famous.

She also had a song called "Ur So Gay" a few years ago. If that song title atrocity isn't enough to brew some hate in your belly then nothing will.

Who is Ashley Greene?
She is an actress best known for being in that terrible movie 'Twilight' based on that terrible book 'Twilight.' Also she has a naked picture scandal. I do have love for scandals.

Who is Abigail Clancy?
She is a Brit lingerie model that is banging some soccer player.

Who is Jennifer Ellison?
She is an English model and actress best known for being in some boring Soap Opera.