Who is Chloe Sevigny?
Ms. Sevigny is known as being the secretary that almost gets murdered by Patrick Bateman in American Psycho but gets her life saved by a telephone call. She mostly does "arthouse flicks," like the film Brown Bunny in which she gives an actual blowjob on screen to the director/actor. I guess that also makes her a porn star? Where do you draw the line? Who knows, who cares.

Anyway, if you want to see a movie in which there are ZERO blowjobs, watch Boys Don't Cry.

ALSO SHE GOT AIDS IN KIDS AND IT WAS PRETTY MESSED UP.

Who is Olivia Wilde?
She is an actress best known for playing 'Thirteen' on the television show House. She was voted number 1 on Maxim's top 100 hotties for 2009 and for good reason.

Who is Eva Longoria?
She is an actress best known for her role in that crappy TV show that unmarried lonely women get wet over, Desperate Housewives.

Who is Rachel McAdams?
She is an actress best known for her role in the film 'Mean Girls.' She was the meanest of the meanies. Her other claim to fame was starring in 'The Notebook' in which millions of girls cried for 2 solid straight hours while millions of men tried not to fall asleep.

Who is Sofia Vergara?
She is a Colombian ex-model that has found fame by being the T&A (and funny voice) on the ABC sitcom Modern Family.